Ladies, when you’re going against the establishment, it pays to stay in shape:
Though I must say, that guy’s form is just this side of atrocious. TUCK YOUR BUTT IN–unless, of course, you happen to be dancing to DJ O’Hal Yeah’s knock out mix! Boys beware: this week was all about girl power. DJ O’Hal Yeah’s ways were extreme, so much so that I oscillated between jumping up and down like an over-sugared school girl and karate kicking at my reflection. The overall effect was something like this:
I couldn’t help it! I felt like we were fighting the power–you know, the little voice inside our heads that says we look like idiots doing “the crane.” Ladies, we were part of something special this week, just as we are part of something special every week. We are changing the world one booty-pop at a time, releasing a cloud of cosmic goodness into the atmosphere that ripples way beyond the studio. And anyone who tries to stop us is going to get roger-rabbited. Oh hell yeah! Suck on that, male hegemony. And while you’re at it, suck on this:
DJ O’Hal Yeah, if you were president you’d get elected on Friday, high-fived on Saturday, and make a killer dance mix on Sunday. Now that’s what I call politics!
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