Grits, Tits, and All the Hits!

You guys. Guess who rocked the house on Sunday?

You can’t guess? Maybe this sausage dick will help you.

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That’s right. DJ Brunch Slut stomped into the studio for her debut trailing a veritable sequined, afro-wigged army behind her. And when asked to tell us about her mix, she made me laugh so hard that I almost couldn’t finish the spiel. Let’s go to the transcript:

Me: “Is there anything you want to tell us about your mix?”

DJ Brunch Slut: “Yeah. I actually didn’t make this mix…MY ASS DID!!!”

Yes. That happened. And then her ass transported us all to magical places where we were eating Reese’s Pieces with Mystikal, throwing everything on the ground (including ourselves), and doing the Harlem Shake with Morla (the giant turtle from the Neverending Story. Duh.) (Hot tip: Scroll to 2:10 in that last video for the good stuff.)

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Seriously, we went places. I can’t even. We went so many places that I actually fell in love with the Harlem Shake, which I had really been trying hard to hate. We even went to the disco with this hot bitch:

BQcDAAAAAwoDanBnAAAABC5vdXQKFjlIcGk1VEI1U2JlR1J5cnZhNjUyTkEAAAACaWQKAXgAAAAEc2l6ZQThere was truly nowhere we didn’t go. Even to the hotel lobby.

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DJ Brunch Slut, your ass can DJ anytime it wants! Just as long as it takes us out for a respectable frittata in the morning.

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4 thoughts on “Grits, Tits, and All the Hits!

  1. I can’t believe the iPod mixup meant that we missed “I’m Gonna Get You”! Also, this mix was insane. Also, this writeup is some of your finest work, Amy. *golf clap*

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