We foxtrotted with DJ Foxtrot on May 13th. Well, we didn’t foxtrot as much as danced our keysters off to a double shot of Michael Jackson-related tunes (and the like). Did we have cool hats to throw off to the side of the stage? No. Did we have cool scarves and ties to prance in front of an audience? No. Did we dance it out in a mid-month sweathathon? Yes.