DJ Sex Frosting Lets Us Eat Cake!

We all love cake. We love chocolate cake. Carrot cake. Yellow cake. Red Velvet. Marble. Funfetti. Angel Food. Devil’s Food. Bundts. Cupcakes. Pancakes…crab cakes? Sure. Crab cakes. WE LOVE CAKE.

But more than anything else, we love the frosting, and this is something that extends to our love of people…especially people like DJ Sex Frosting.

She’s got the kind of edgy sweetness that we crave.

And yes, if she was available by the jar at the grocery store, we’d buy her in bulk and snack all day, every day.

But until that day comes, we get a sugar high every time she creates a playlist for us, and this one was no exception. Bon appetit!

Slather Yourself in Sex Frosting (DJ Sex Frosting, That Is)

We heart Sex Frosting!

Ooops (blush)…we meant…

DJ Sex Frosting had our booties shakin’ like it was 1999, and we were SO EXCITED that we JUST COULDN’T HIDE IT.

Here’s the playlist on Spotify:

Now, just in case you really do want to slather yourself in for real sex frosting, here’s a recipe courtesy of YourTango.com (and props to them for their dance-mc-lovin’ name)…

[Disclaimer: Sex Frosting is for eating, and only recommended for such. It is not a proper substitute for sexual lubricant, hot tub filling, jello wrestling, or skinny dipping diving.]

How to Make Sex Frosting

This recipe is best prepared in an industrial-strength blender, like a Vitamix. And even better when enjoyed immediately.

Makes 2 Servings.

• 2 very ripe bananas, frozen
• 1/3 cup raw cacao powder
• 2 teaspoons maca
• 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
• 1/2 teaspoon red cayenne pepper
• 3 tablespoons raw honey
• 1 teaspoon vanilla
• 1/4 cup almond milk
• 3 tablespoons dark chocolate, melted
• 6 strawberries, hulled and halved

In a blender, combine bananas, cacao powder, maca, cinnamon, cayenne pepper, honey and almond milk. Blend until smooth. Spoon into a two bowls, drizzle with dark chocolate. Top with halved strawberries. Serve and enjoy.

Don’t Mess With A Redhead, Or You’ll Get FROSTED

Don’t mess with a redhead. These are words to live by. How do I know? Well…

I live with a seven-pound redhead named Lola who is, despite her diminutive stature, a freaking bouncing-off-the-walls force of nature. Behold:

Lil’ spitfire rounded up all those stuffed animals and lined ’em up like she was daring me to put them away. SIZZLE!

Enter our favorite human redhead, den mama Amy, also known as DJ Sex Frosting. When asked about her mix before her July 17 set, she said something to the tune of…

WELL. [Glares around the room] When I signed up for this date months ago, I had a WHOLE LIST of new awesome jams that all you ladies [glares around the room again] have put in YOUR playlists in the meantime! So, I made this mix last night! [Insert sassy “Take THAT, beeyotches!” look here]

Well, let me tell you, we wuz skeert. We had done gone and poked the bear, er, the redhead, and now she was flamin’ mad. But the woman whipped up a sweet batch of Sex Frosting and set our bootyshakers on HOTTTT for 60 glorious minutes. It was a scorcher of a day, yet veteran dancers and a flight of lovely newbies braved the torpor and got it going ON with us!

The proof of this playlist’s supreme grooveliciousness is in the frosting:

DJ Sex Frosting may have melted us all with her smokin’ tunes, but girrrrrl, her freshly cut ‘do withstood the heat and held its ground. Why is this remarkable? Well. There is a series of posts on this blog that include pics of What DDPP Did To My Hair by none other than Amy herself. But this time, it was product over matter, and all that red hair held its ground. To wit:

That’s our Amy, rockin’ it ninja-style. Come back and frost us up again, mama. Buttercream, Cool Whip, drizz-izzle…whatever. It’s all good.

DJ Sex Frosting Demands That You DROP DAT AZZ

On a Sunday so cold that the Scotch tape for the DDPP door signs just did not want to do its duty, DJ Sex Frosting, AKA our favorite grown & sexy redhead, AKA den mama Amy, brought da SMOKING HOT HOT HEAT to the dance floor!

A veritable parade of new dancerz joined the regular Sunday boogie brigade and shook it like their mamas taught them. And sang. And clapped. And sang some more. I am pretty sure all umpteen of us did more singing than dancing when Erasure’s “Respect” came a’thumping out of the speaker that only DJ Sex Frosting in her glorious tallness can jack up that high on the stand.

DJ Sex Frosting, sweet lady that she is, dedicated her mix to her friends, who inspired her song selection. (Can I get an “Awwww!”?) Lemme tell you, SF, your friends are my friends after that kickass throw-down you brought wit you! Let us reminisce:

Speaking of friends, our ol’ buddy ol’ pal DJ Lady KStud is in this here video for the awesome Ruby Weapon song that we all dropped our azzes to:

Ruby Weapon “Drop Dat Azz” from Ruby Weapon on Vimeo.

And because she is such a giver, Sex Frosting not only demanded that we drop dat azz, she also demanded that all viewers of this blog be graced with this:

Oh, and this too:

So, what more can I say? Amy, you proved once again that the frosting’s the best part.